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  • About Me  - The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
  • Occupation - human/pirate
  • Favorite Music - jaunty pirate jigs
  • Favorite Shows & Movies - Keel Haul This Old Schooner!, Barnacle Removal At Sea, Blackbeard: Hero or Misunderstood Villain? , 1201: A Pirate's Odyssey
  • Favorite Books - Pirate's Courageous, Advanced Nautical Knots for Karma Sutra, Pillaging For Fun And Profit , 101 Ways To Prepare Sea Squab, What Color Is Your Main Sail?
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  • Interests  - looting and pillaging, scrimshaw, eye patch knitting , grog
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Dr. von Schadenfreude
Dr. von Schadenfreude  commented | 17 months ago
 
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Curious? Read  commented | 20 months ago
 
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